Lena doesn't know what’s going on, and she doesn't care. All she does know is that if Archer keeps up his monk act, he might come up missing. She wants her husband, and she wants him bad...but what if whatever he’s planning is worth the torture?
For the last three years, Archer’s Valentine’s Day has gone wrong on so many levels. This year, he’s determined to change that - even if it means neglecting his husbandly duties in the bedroom to ensure that for once, he and his wife have the perfect holiday.